i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
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me on a date: be careful, i have a tendency to steal other people's pets
date: speaking of pets, this is my cat! her name is breadsticks
me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* sorry gotta go
For a study I’m doing: Tag your zodiac sign, your hogwarts house, and whether you’re a cat person or a dog person
honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that